MIT Student Arrested For Wearing 'Tech Art' Shirt At Airport

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MIT Student Arrested For Wearing 'Tech Art' Shirt At Airport - SuperBanana writes "According to a report by the Boston Globe, MIT Student Star Simpson was nearly shot by Logan Airport police who thought she was armed with a bomb. She approached an airline employee wearing a prototyping board with electronic components, crudely attached to the front of her sweatshirt and holding 'putty' in her hand. She asked about an incoming flight, and did not respond when asked about the device. Armed police responded. 'Simpson was charged with possessing a hoax device and was arraigned today East Boston Municipal Court. She was held on $750 cash bail and ordered to return to court Oct. 29. "Thankfully because she followed our instructions, she ended up in our cell instead of a morgue," Pare said. "Again, this is a serious offense ... I'm shocked and appalled that somebody would wear this type of device to an airport."'"

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Come on people, you're killing me here! "Possessing a hoax device" is seriously a crime?! Like, for real?

I seem to remember an old saying...

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

OK, so the kid obviously wanted a reaction and she got it, you can put your indignation of her actions over there in the trash can, next to the first amendment. I know she did it on purpose and I STILL think it's a freakin' tragedy. Are you all so friggin' stupid that you can't tell the difference between a simple LED array with a handful of play-dough (which wasn't even connected to the LED array) and a bomb with C4?

Besides, HOW DOES A 19 YEAR OLD KID GET C4?! When you think about it, you sorta realize that your terrorist bombs here aren't likely to be made with C4, are they? I mean, at best, that's the rare case for the American bomber. USE YOUR BRAINS, YOU BASTARDS!

In you don't get it, let me be blunt: It's not this kid's fault that the farking mental Olympians out there think a few LEDs on a circuit board automatically means bomb.

You are not responsible for what other people think.

That's an impossible legal paradigm to enforce and thus worthless law.

I mean, for truck's sake, if this continues we better shut down Fry's - people might think it's a terrorist lair! Buying an add-on card for your computer? No way man! That PCBA might be a bomb! You can only buy whole systems, with their cases welded shut... and even those need to be inspected by DHS, first.

GAH! I can't contain the disdain I feel. I wish games really did make you violent; I'd go play me some GTA and head on over to the airport. Oh crap, I just made a terrorist threat! Someone might report me! That's OK, though, the Snipey's safe... It's parody and that's still protected, right? I suppose it is as long as I don't use a circuit board - or a video game - to express it.

This can't be real; I've got to be stuck in a coma playing out the worst nightmare I've ever had. Someone please wake me up. I want my country back.

- Snipehunter

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Ombwah's picture

When I was a young man of 7,

When I was a young man of 7, back in halcyon '82, I learned to solder. Dad was a busy guy and sometimes had to work on the weekend. I learned to solder to while away the time while he hacked away on his own stuffs (I even worked on prototypes for Vectrex peripherals!). Often, when he was being busy on something, I would solder together some wires and some PCB's and some chips from the 'fried' bin at whatever engineer's station I was playing at and carry them around for the next few days. I've taken them on plane rides back to Mom's (my folks were divorced) - I've shown 'em to cops and told them they were 'secret decoder devices'. I have never been arrested.

This country has gone nuts, it is entirely unreaonable to hold someone based on someone elses misapprehension of reality. Just ludicrous. I can't even come up with an amusing piece of hyperbole because, frankly, reality has just outdone me.

Ombwah's picture

Public service warning

Precedent is set folks, all war toys are now 'hoax devices' -- get your GI Joe gear to your local collection offices and no-one will be arrested. This week, you get amnesty, just not at an airport.

Snipehunter's picture

It's all pointless anyway...

...If she had been strapped with a bomb, everyone in the terminal would be dead. In other words, all the countermeasures they put in place to keep of safe? Yeah, those didn't work.

All of these restrictions of our rights has done NOTHING for our security. So, I sometimes have to wonder, why do we bother? The answer is sad.

It's not a conspiracy, it's not any sort of cool x-filey bullshit, it's stupidity. We're stupid enough (I mean humans here, not just Americans) to believe that these measures somehow work and we feel better... We're better citizens when we feel good, so the government does it. Worse, we don't just let it happen, we demand it.

There's no such thing as "safe" - I mean, ludicrously so. If the cosmic string guys are right your brain could just quantum tunnel right out of your head and you'd be what? That's right. Dead. How can the goverment save you from that? They can't. They can't even save you from a fake bomber with play-dough... and that's AFTER they "took the necessary steps to keep America safe."

Stopping giving up what makes us great to feel safe. It's a fool's game.
- Snipehunter

Sigoya's picture

You Know...

You know, I'm glad you commented about this bullshit that happened today. I was simply furious when I heard this title on national news: "Fake Bomber Lucky to Stay Alive". I was just speechless and pissed beyond belief.

What is this country turning into? Would a dumbass so-called terrorist go into an airport with a bomb on her bosom with flashing LED lights going all over it? AND comply with police?

They would be all dead like you mentioned it.

Just pathetic. On top of that they are holding her on several charges in jail. Go figure. Coming straight from the city that believed Al-Qaeda would use flashing LED bombs with flashing Mooninites.

Pax Bionicus

I guess I have to be the

I guess I have to be the dissenting opinion and say that I wish she had been shot because it would have strengthened humanity's gene pool. Only someone incredibly stupid would try a stunt like this when the airport was already at high alert. As for her age... there have been stories of people her age with extremely pro-terrorist leanings. It's not impossible; I'd argue someone her age is easier to 'turn'.

I'm sure airline personnel spend countless hours studying typical terrorist bomb rigs so that they can accurately identify forgeries. Right? RIGHT? Of course not. And security, at a distance, aren't going to be able to tell. What if the kid is a suicide bomber that temporarily lost his will? If it doesn't look like you can talk him down, or he makes the wrong move, he's going to be put down so fast it would make your head spin. The guys with the guns are thinking the exact same thing you just said 'We should all be dead. But we're not. If I shoot this guy, maybe I get to stay alive a bit longer.'

Not every person has the cool demeanor you see on T.V. where they can easily identify a fake weapon or device at 1000m with a casual glance. You set the place to high alert, then something like this happens... you're more likely to believe it's the real thing. If you're security and you're called into action, you're not going to dick around to see if maybe it's a fake. Oh hell no, you're going to treat it like the real thing just in case. I wouldn't want them to act any other way. If it happened to me, I'd have half my mind wondering if it's a fake, and the other half would call security because I couldn't accept the risk that it wasn't.

This is akin to yelling 'FIRE' in a crowded theater. It's like pulling a fire alarm, or an emergency brake cord on a train, or any other number of incredibly stupid things that ARE actually pretty serious. What if she walked into the airport with a fairly realistic fake gun? Is that better or worse for you? Or does that same logic say that we shouldn't act like it's a live weapon because she hadn't killed anyone with it yet?

I'm not entirely sure I understand your indignation with this particular event aside from it being a convenient place to rail against the Patriot Act in general.

Snipehunter's picture

You're right of course

I don't actually disagree with what you're saying - this is exactly the mindset that made this happen, right down to this woman's stupidity... however... why aren't airport security and personnel trained to see a typical bomb rig? As you said yourself, they face this type of elevated risk every day, yes? I have no training and could tell from the picture that that was no bomb, surely someone who might actually run into one of these things would want at least the same level of casual knowledge I have, don't you think? Where's all the money for these security changes going, if it's not making the people who work there more apt to spot real disaster and avert it?

Once security was called in, everything went exactly the way it should have, though. I'll grant you that. But let me be clear -- EVERYTHING went exactly the way it should, right down to the girl complying with their requests. Had she not, and had she been a real terrorist, no amount of bullets in the world would have saved them all. These added security measures DON'T WORK. It's really that simple. Since they don't work, why put us in the position to deal with them? They don't actually help, they just make some folks feel better. I would prefer that our government was not in the business of providing the warm fuzzies and instead was in the business of protecting, preserving and maybe even expanding our freedoms. If this is what passes for protecting our freedoms, then the government has failed, miserably... and I'm only talking about what's happening here, not what's happening abroad.

Anyway, to get back on topic, my point wasn't that she was smart, that what she did was good, or even that she couldn't have been a terrorist -- it was simply this: There's no point to the paranoia. It can't stop a real terrorist -- hell it couldn't stop a fake one. LED arrays aren't bombs and the fact that people continue to think they are only serves to add weight to my point. We're a nation of fools, jumping at every flickering shadow cast against the cave wall, thanks to our "heightended state of alert."

Surely, at some point, we're going to have to recognize that bad things happen no matter what we do and that souring the time between bad things in attempt to stop them occuring only makes the overall experience worse, not better.

And honeslty, if I wanted to rail against the patriot act specifically, I don't need a new article to do it. All I've got to do is print the text of the bill of rights in one column and the patriot act in the other... in a perforce-like merge display that highlights the unresolvable conflicts. Eye-wink I won't though. The law was passed. Good or bad, it is law and it's too late to protest it directly. What I can do, instead, is rail against the mindset that creates a law like that, in the hopes of changing people's opinions of it so that in the future this country gets back to what it was intended to be - a place where freedom was nurtured and celebrated.

To be clear: This wasn't about any specific law at all (though possessing a hoax device is a pretty lame law) - it was about the foolishness of sacrificing quality of life in the name of security.

I think Ben Franklin phrased the point significantly more succintly than I could:

"The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either."
Benjamin Franklin

- Snipehunter

Ombwah's picture

If the security forces want respect...

At the core of it, that's what I'm annoyed at too. I agree that it was a foolish stunt in the first place* but honestly hope that those who have the job of looking out for bombers and terrorists in travel hubs are better informed than I, a mere fantasy author. I mean, the general tides in society seem to be toward a respect for international security vs. Terrorists, right? Then they should deserve it, taking into consideration all of the customs of the location within which they operate.

I also wonder where the line is, at what point is it 'gonna get shot!' vs. fashion? I don't think that I trust the discretion of these people if they are not trained to be more knowledgable than I.

Also,
Once apprehended, this person co-operated fully with the authorities 'investigating' her. She went with them without struggle and surrendered all necessary information. They did their job, she asserted her rights. Up to here, all laws are followed and systems are in accordance with design. But then, as a punitive measure, this person is charged with this vague sort of interpretable crime "Possession of a hoax device".

WTF does that mean? I mean realistically? Can I not have a costume ray-gun? Should halloween be outlawed? What's the limit? Further, this girl did not imply that she was a bomber, nor that she held a bomb -- this was all supposed. So, when the supposition (one I have already said was likely -- check the footnote) turned into an apprehension, what should have happened was an investigation (oh, shit, it's play-doh!) and a release, as the girl was within her rights as an American** to be wearing whatever the fuck she wanted and playing with whatever commonly available toy she pleased. This is true regardless of anything else, this is why these 'guardians of our society' should be trained to recognize the difference between MIT student and terrorist (again, check the first footnote, I know that they know better) and further to not be punitive when they've been taken. This citizen was within her legal rights, it is unfair dirty pool to have a fall-back punitive law to punish her with. That's the source of my indignation. It isn't really support for the subject so much as an irritation that, even if you make a statement within your rights, you will still be prosecuted and punished in a roundabout way -- for making your statement at all.

Aren't we supposed to be allowed, as wewty-wewt American citizens, to make statements in non-violent ways? As long as they are within our rights? Had this T-shirt been declared as a bomb, then you could call it a hoax device. Had a bomb threat been called in? Again, a hoax device. But because some undertrained (as we've established) wage slave has paranoiacally declaimed? I call 'broken system' on 'hoax devices'. May as well be a RAND function, roll 1d6.

*So, another tale from my childhood:
One day, when I was 7 or 8, my father and I went to LAX to pick up a package at the International gate. A big deal thing that needed to get couriered in. I was joking with my Pops, precocious lad that I was, about a "suitcase full of c4." True story! So, my dad hastily tells me that even making jokes like that was bad news in an airport (this is 1982, recall. Not post 9/11 USA). He explains to me that there is a complex listening and viewing network built into LAX, one with microphones and cameras everywhere. I was pretty amazed, eyes opened you might say, but I didn't realize how cool security there was until we got to the gate. See, when we arrived, and we approached the counter and clerk were, and the clerk looks at me, smiling, and says "No, you cannot make jokes about a suitcase full of C4, little boy, or we might have to arrest you."
Woo! I was impressed.

**1st Amendment -- gaw-damn it!